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Two ITALIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady

Two AMERICAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

They both had the lady TOGETHER

Two FRENCH men and a lady stranded on a desert island

They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two THAI men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night

Two FILIPINO men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two INDONESIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man claimed that island is independent and took the ladyas his advisor

The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

Two MALAYSIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other man because she was rejected by both

Two SINGAPOREAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

The two men did nothing because there is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT.